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were i a nice person, i'd say something like, it's not the book, it's me, but i'm not that nice. it's absolutely the book. 22 % in and it's like burning ice. nothing has happened! what in the name of all that is holy merits this thing to be 450 pages? there better be some aliens landing, because if it's all this hot and cold shit i'm going to have to dnf.