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*SNORT* [Improvising at a porn shoot gone wrong...]
It’s weird how an arrow to the dick just downs a man so quickly. It was that or the eye since hitting him in the throat felt a bit… redundant and I want to be a man of finesse, not repetition.
— Mar 20, 2022 05:39AM
It’s weird how an arrow to the dick just downs a man so quickly. It was that or the eye since hitting him in the throat felt a bit… redundant and I want to be a man of finesse, not repetition.
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*heh* [Hide and seek, Leland-style...]
“I’m coming for you, Leland. I’m naked, so you better look or you’ll miss it,” I call out.
My phone buzzes and I pull it out of my pocket.
Leland: How DARE you taunt me with your nakedness.
Me: Where are you?
Leland: I’m a whisper in the night. You’ll never find me, you sexy fucker.
— Mar 20, 2022 07:12PM
“I’m coming for you, Leland. I’m naked, so you better look or you’ll miss it,” I call out.
My phone buzzes and I pull it out of my pocket.
Leland: How DARE you taunt me with your nakedness.
Me: Where are you?
Leland: I’m a whisper in the night. You’ll never find me, you sexy fucker.
