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*snort* [The Unwanted Suitor...]
“I have an idea,” I told him. “We’re going to do something about Dylan.”
Sam nodded eagerly. “You’re going to go on a series of dates with him, each more romantic than the last until you realize you can’t spend your life without him and then you bend him over the nearest available surface and stick your princely scepter in his royal carriage?”
— May 01, 2022 12:03AM
“I have an idea,” I told him. “We’re going to do something about Dylan.”
Sam nodded eagerly. “You’re going to go on a series of dates with him, each more romantic than the last until you realize you can’t spend your life without him and then you bend him over the nearest available surface and stick your princely scepter in his royal carriage?”
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*snort* [Justin may have... feelings about this...]
“Dun dun dunnnnn,” Gary breathed. “Next time, on The Househusbands of Verania: will Justin accept the hand of a strange man, or will he chop off the strange man’s head? Tune in next week to find out these answers and more! And by next week, I mean right this second.”
— Apr 30, 2022 07:30PM
“Dun dun dunnnnn,” Gary breathed. “Next time, on The Househusbands of Verania: will Justin accept the hand of a strange man, or will he chop off the strange man’s head? Tune in next week to find out these answers and more! And by next week, I mean right this second.”
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*HAHAHA!* [Feelings, nothing more than feelings...]
“Don’t even get me started on Ryan. He’ll try to be dashing and immaculate and carry Sam toward the closest river to put him out when everyone knows Sam hates getting thrown in rivers when he’s on fire and why do I know that? Because it happens all the godsdamn time.
— Apr 30, 2022 06:17AM
“Don’t even get me started on Ryan. He’ll try to be dashing and immaculate and carry Sam toward the closest river to put him out when everyone knows Sam hates getting thrown in rivers when he’s on fire and why do I know that? Because it happens all the godsdamn time.
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*GAH!* [Flee!...]
I stared in horror as Gary raised his tail and Kevin stuck his snout right in --
I tugged on Tiggy’s arm. “Sack of potatoes! Oh my gods, sack of potatoes!”
And the half-giant threw me up and over his shoulder. With a triumphant bellow (and the sounds of wet something happening somewhere near us) Tiggy ran from the cave, knocking against Kevin but managing to get us free.
— Apr 30, 2022 05:21AM
I stared in horror as Gary raised his tail and Kevin stuck his snout right in --
I tugged on Tiggy’s arm. “Sack of potatoes! Oh my gods, sack of potatoes!”
And the half-giant threw me up and over his shoulder. With a triumphant bellow (and the sounds of wet something happening somewhere near us) Tiggy ran from the cave, knocking against Kevin but managing to get us free.
