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"Let our waiter go," Will said.
I felt like the Israelites being bargained for by Charlton Heston. Only this guy could eat Yul Brynner.

I HATE reasonable people when you're trying to work up a good hate.

Maybe masturbation should be my main squeeze. I know I couldn't have taken my hand to my prom, but maybe an occasion hotel room may make me feel special. Maybe I'll buy my hand a glove.

"That doesn't look like a Corona."
"It's Samuel Adams. Just plop that lime slice right in when you're ready." As if it's the same thing! That waitress should be shot...or not tipped. Whatever.

He's too cute to be jealous of. Maybe I'll just pee in his shampoo.

Thank fuckin' God the Village People did NOT stay at the Waldorf Astoria. Not only would the song be longer, but I really think some of those idiots would sprain their bodies attempting to spell the damn thing out!!!!!!!!