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Aaron
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I wonder if Bella ever touched a hot stove or played with a plastic bag just so she could hear the Edward delusion force ghost voice tell her "No Bella. That's hot" or "That's not a toy, Bella."
— May 21, 2022 11:43AM
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Aaron
is on page 278 of 563
You're right Cheyenne. That was one of the most glorious typos in the history of typos. This is how new universes are born. Somewhere out there in the multiverse Sam is catching. God bless.
— May 11, 2022 11:04AM
Aaron
is on page 234 of 563
All you people out there telling me New Moon is the worst in the series are wrong because Jacob calling Mike a marshmallow and telling Bella that she should save herself for "someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit" is so far beyond anything that happened in Twilight.
— May 10, 2022 09:39AM
Aaron
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Bella: makes a joke about "dog years" to Jacob
Me: (-_-;)
— May 06, 2022 11:55AM
Me: (-_-;)
Aaron
is on page 137 of 563
Bella turns 18 then immediately gets dumped by Edward who tells her not to kill herself over it. After wallowing for four months and about 130 pages she remembers Jacob and after appreciating his still-husky voice and how much he has grown literally says "Wait a sec-are you legal yet?" I mean good for her for checking since he was 14 the last time they saw each other? Yeah, that's the hardest I've laughed in a while.
— May 04, 2022 10:19AM
