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we are all fruit. (and fruity.)
“i’m not yelling at you. i’m helping you hear.”
life lessons: “sometimes you might be expecting a unicorn, but you get a goat instead. this doesn’t mean you can’t treat the goat exactly the same way you would treat a unicorn.” “this was the day I learnt about gravity and momentum. it always wins.”