Jessica Robinson’s Reviews > Chance McCall > Status Update

I'll take back everything I said about Jenny and Chance's emotionally incestuous relationship so long as I don't have to read about Chance making out with Victoria. Please give me this, Sala. Also I want to introduce you to the Supernatural fandom because I think you share some common interests.

Chance is less obnoxious with amnesia but Jenny is way more when he's gone. Also I think I know the real relationship between Chance and his old girlfriend and it's way more upsetting than his current relationship with Jenny. Dude, you need to move somewhere far away and marry the first girl you see.

Oh my god, Chance, shut the fuck up already. I don't care about your stupid tragic past that you can never speak of that prevents you from fully making Jenny your woman even though it didn't prevent you from fingerbanging her in a barn.

Oh no, it's started. He's thinking about her teenage boobs. She's sixteen and he's twenty-three and he's half-raised her since she was eleven. I am upset.

Chance is totally Jenny's surrogate dad and some point they're going to start making out hardcore and I'm going to have to scratch out my eyes.