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“Because Lucius Malfoy won’t let them stop,” he said.”

Oof

“Draco squinted into the vast darkness above. “It would’ve been nice to see the stars one last time.”

Jesus Christ

“Your temperature’s gone up,” she noted quietly.
“Hopefully it’s enough to keep you warm tonight,” came Draco’s reply, his hand sliding up under her shirt to splay against her skin at her waist, “I don’t think I can manage a spell anymore.”

Ouch.

“Like… would I rather have sex with a troll or a centaur or something.”
Draco laughed. “I’d never ask such a ridiculous question,” he said surely. “Not when the answer is so obviously troll.”
Hermione made a disgruntled noise of objection. “What!? Why would you say that?”
“You dated Weasley,” he said as if that were explanation enough.”

DEAD

“Alright,” she said, turning a smug look to him, “Did you know that ferrets can only see in shades of red and blue?”
Draco narrowed his eyes at her.
“And that albino ferrets are cross-eyed?” she added.
“You are such a bitch,” he said. Hermione simply grinned.”

Dead