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HECATE ALWAYS THERE TO HUMBLE HADES 🤣🔥🖤

Hecate: “I never thought this day would come.”
Hades: “Oh, ye of little faith,” though he had not been so certain either.
Hecate: “You’re not exactly charming or good at communication. And you’re an alcoholic.”

**Hermes calling out Hades broody vibe**
Hades: “I am not broody,” **crossing his arms over his chest**
Hermes: “You are, and sometimes it’s hot, but right now, it’s just pathetic.”
Hades: “Take that back!”

I CAN’T WITH THEM 🤣 Hades refuses to acknowledge it but they really are besties

“Forgive me if I am a little on edge. I have been forced into celibacy.”

HADES PLEASE 🤣 …HONESTLY…MOOD.

“Don’t lecture me, Hades. You have no idea what I’ve been dealing with.”
“Of course not,” he said, surly. “That would mean you’d have to talk to me.”

OOOP— THE DRAMAAA 🍿

“Some things are sacred to me.” Hades’s breath grew ragged, but he kept speaking, his words interlaced with Persephone’s moans. “This is sacred to me. You are sacred to me. Do you understand?”

I’M SO IN LOVE WITH HIM.

“Definitely thought I’d enjoy choking far more,” Hermes said. “Thanks for ruining a fantasy.”

“Get wet, Daddy Death,” Hermes said.

I CAN’T WITH HERMES UNSERIOUSNESS 🤣

“Persephone.” He took her hands in his and spoke softly. “First, I will always want you. Always. I failed you here too. I was angry. I didn’t take care of you. I didn’t include you. Don’t put me on a pedestal because you feel guilty for your decisions. Just… forgive yourself so you can forgive me. Please.” A MAAAAN. MELTING 🦋

“Are you saying you wouldn’t fight for me?”
He wouldn’t just fight. He would dismantle the world, and he would only feel remorse for Persephone, who would grieve for humanity.
“Darling,” he said, his voice low and fierce. “I would burn this world for you.”

“To what do I owe your visit, and what can I do to prevent it in the future?”

Hades is so me coded 🙂‍↔️😂

NOT ANOTHER EX

Gods I feel in dire need of a cigarette right now and I haven’t smoked one in years. Not me craving stress smoking! 🫩