Sarah Mac’s Reviews > Tainted by Temptation > Status Update

‘People who should have known her character had scoffed at & then dismissed her explanations. Knowing her for such a short period, Lucian would have even less reason to believe her. She didn’t waste her breath defending herself.’ ….YOU STUPID WOMAN.

‘Harold Langtree would have her read a treatise or a bill & then ask her opinion. She ended up helping him edit his papers, offering suggestions he often incorporated into his work. She should have noticed when he began to think of her as more than an intellectual sounding board.’ ….Yeah, I’m sure he’d consult a governess about government business, cuz she’s just that Special(tm). Seriously? 🙈

FFS. This chick is thin & bony to the point of literal starvation—fainting, black spots in her vision, hardcore muscle weakness—& insists she just needs to eat, yet any time she’s offered food she won’t eat it! But of course her hair is so healthy & shiny & luscious despite the lack of food for months, & our hero instantly lusts for her gorgeousness despite a malnourished bony physique. 🙄🤢🤮

Because this modern Avon was recently published (2011) rather than a product of the early 2000s—that is, back when HR still included plots or external conflict or even questionable behavior—I don’t have much hope. But who knows. Maybe it won’t suck! Maybe I’ll love it! Maybe I’ll win millions & marry a hot baseball player! ALL THESE THINGS COULD HAPPEN, GODDAMMIT. 😱