Sam Goodale’s Reviews > Three Weeks Less a Day > Status Update

“With a full, somewhat inhibited grin, he gazed down to admire his most magnificent erection.”

This one’s kinda funny Gary I’ll give you that

Oh my god no. No no no Gary. No no no no

Now we’re committing tax fraud

“Vivacious, beautiful, sexy, and enterprising, she put herself through college by advertising her availability for casual sexual liaisons.”

What the fuck

What is up with paying for sex in this book? Also why are we making the super hot girlboss businesswoman pay for a sexy massage from a blind old man? Seems greasy to me

You guys this has taken an awful turn

“However, she was equally mindful that a deep recession might increasingly force many modest wage earners to seek lower-priced foods, regardless of potential health risk, merely to survive financially during a severe economic downturn.”

If that doesn’t tell you everything wrong with capitalism idk what does

Umm self-checkout machines is the fancy new project? You guys Walmart has had those for 15 years this isn’t revolutionary lmao

Hold up is Gary a vegan?

Two chapters in a row of PURE exposition, not a single line of dialogue. Not a good look