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Jel
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I pounce on the footprint, rutting my erect cock in the mud, inhaling wildly.
I penetrate the footprint and choke back a delirious moan, my eyes rolling back as I pound and pound.
One, two, three, four, five, oh fuck, six shots of pearly white nut.
WTF 😂
— Aug 28, 2022 09:41PM
I penetrate the footprint and choke back a delirious moan, my eyes rolling back as I pound and pound.
One, two, three, four, five, oh fuck, six shots of pearly white nut.
WTF 😂
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“Vladimir's men will murder them regardless — so I don't see the harm in killing them.
"Take that," I say, pulling the trigger.
Crack.
A bullet flies out of the gun and crashes into the man's head far below me.The bullet rips through him and he flips over a tree.
"I did it, Daddy!" I clap my hands together. "Wow, I just killed my first bad guy!”
NICE 👍 💀😭😅🐝
— Aug 30, 2022 10:54AM
"Take that," I say, pulling the trigger.
Crack.
A bullet flies out of the gun and crashes into the man's head far below me.The bullet rips through him and he flips over a tree.
"I did it, Daddy!" I clap my hands together. "Wow, I just killed my first bad guy!”
NICE 👍 💀😭😅🐝
Jel
is 71% done
“I've had sex with his father hundreds of times and never once did Giuseppe's asshole feel so perfect to me.”
“Santiago's path to paradise is shaped to fit my dick, almost molded in its perfect fucking symmetry.
"Take that cock, boy." I spit in Santiago's hole. "Big Daddy is going to fuck the trauma right out of you.”
Erm 🥹😂
— Aug 30, 2022 01:33AM
“Santiago's path to paradise is shaped to fit my dick, almost molded in its perfect fucking symmetry.
"Take that cock, boy." I spit in Santiago's hole. "Big Daddy is going to fuck the trauma right out of you.”
Erm 🥹😂
Jel
is 70% done
“A primal urge tears through me as I feast on Santiago's beestung lips, sucking the juices out of him passionately.
When did his lips get stung by a 🐝 lmao. I totally missed it. I mean if that’s a metaphor then it’s not hot at all 😂.
— Aug 29, 2022 05:52AM
When did his lips get stung by a 🐝 lmao. I totally missed it. I mean if that’s a metaphor then it’s not hot at all 😂.
Jel
is 53% done
The dad is so disgusting. He cheated on his wife for years and lied that his wife gave him permission to explore his sexuality. He even has a son which is the mc2
“She understood my needs and said that we needed to see each other again soon. She also said that she loved when I spent time with you because I always came home more satisfied and relaxed. I'm so glad that my wife is so open-minded and accepting, Maxim
— Aug 29, 2022 12:49AM
“She understood my needs and said that we needed to see each other again soon. She also said that she loved when I spent time with you because I always came home more satisfied and relaxed. I'm so glad that my wife is so open-minded and accepting, Maxim
Jel
is 22% done
I'll drink my wine while you do a dance in that slutty piece of fabric and do a striptease for me. You'll put effort into it, Santiago. You'll fucking tease me with that muscular body and wiggle those hips in front of me like Shakira. Rub your gooch and balls against it like a jock after baseball practice. I want you to turn your Medusa eyes to me and make me hard as a rock”
THIS STOOPID CAVEMAN 🤦♀️
— Aug 28, 2022 11:10PM
THIS STOOPID CAVEMAN 🤦♀️
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Aug 29, 2022 01:23AM
Uh wut?👁️👄👁️ Definitely an unique... Something 😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣One, two, three, OMG, four I’m dying.
It has something of Nicholas Cage to it 👍🏼👍🏼
Me trying to picture this. Giving up after the ridiculous images my brain came up with... OMG. How can someone even write this???🤣
i did not want that mental image! 🤣 this book should probably come with a warning 🙈
Rhosyo BW wrote: "🤣🤣🤣🤣One, two, three, OMG, four I’m dying.
It has something of Nicholas Cage to it 👍🏼👍🏼"
There's more tbh🤣🤣. You can look at my reviews for the full quote ahahahaha. I've just finished with the book lmao. I dont know who or what Nicholas Cage is but he seems ermmm entertaining if you can relate him with this😭🤣
Midra wrote: "Me trying to picture this. Giving up after the ridiculous images my brain came up with... OMG. How can someone even write this???🤣"Beats me. I was questioning that throughout the entire book. LMAO. Sometimes I just want to unsee the words 🤣
Jel wrote: "Midra wrote: "Me trying to picture this. Giving up after the ridiculous images my brain came up with... OMG. How can someone even write this???🤣"Beats me. I was questioning that throughout the en..."
But this is the eighth book in the series which makes me question if all the previous books are similarly cringey? If you have read them, then you must have had an inkling of what was coming, right? Or are you reading this as a standalone??
Claudie ☾ wrote: "i did not want that mental image! 🤣 this book should probably come with a warning 🙈"Wish I could unsee it too haha. In one of her other books 'Psychopath Daddy,' I saw a review saying that the bratty bottom ) masterbated with an ice cream scoop on his job. 😂 🤣AN ICE CREAM SCOOP. 😭😏
Jel wrote: "Claudie ☾ wrote: "i did not want that mental image! 🤣 this book should probably come with a warning 🙈"Wish I could unsee it too haha. In one of her other books 'Psychopath Daddy,' I saw a review ..."
OMG!!!😅🤣 How the hell do such authors come up with such innovative ideas??
Midra wrote: "Jel wrote: "Midra wrote: "Me trying to picture this. Giving up after the ridiculous images my brain came up with... OMG. How can someone even write this???🤣"Beats me. I was questioning that throu..."
Honestly, I went into this blindly but I did read some reviews of her other books in the series. After reading the footprint thing, I found it insane so I hurried to the review section to check out her other books to see if it was just as kinky. At first I thought it was just this book because of the 'caveman' thing and due to it being wild. However, boi her other ones are just as 'creative' and 'jaw dropping.'
Jel wrote: "Midra wrote: "Jel wrote: "Midra wrote: "Me trying to picture this. Giving up after the ridiculous images my brain came up with... OMG. How can someone even write this???🤣"Beats me. I was question..."
Oh dear...🤣😂
