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this does not want to end 😭

i'm crying while reading this, it's so bad 😭

god

chapter 25 ;: ⛅️

“Vladimir's men will murder them regardless — so I don't see the harm in killing them.
"Take that," I say, pulling the trigger.
Crack.
A bullet flies out of the gun and crashes into the man's head far below me.The bullet rips through him and he flips over a tree.
"I did it, Daddy!" I clap my hands together. "Wow, I just killed my first bad guy!”
NICE 👍 💀😭😅🐝

Is it bad that I just want everyone in the book to die 😅💀💀💀

“I've had sex with his father hundreds of times and never once did Giuseppe's asshole feel so perfect to me.”

“Santiago's path to paradise is shaped to fit my dick, almost molded in its perfect fucking symmetry.
"Take that cock, boy." I spit in Santiago's hole. "Big Daddy is going to fuck the trauma right out of you.”

Erm 🥹😂

“A primal urge tears through me as I feast on Santiago's beestung lips, sucking the juices out of him passionately.

When did his lips get stung by a 🐝 lmao. I totally missed it. I mean if that’s a metaphor then it’s not hot at all 😂.

The dad is so disgusting. He cheated on his wife for years and lied that his wife gave him permission to explore his sexuality. He even has a son which is the mc2

“She understood my needs and said that we needed to see each other again soon. She also said that she loved when I spent time with you because I always came home more satisfied and relaxed. I'm so glad that my wife is so open-minded and accepting, Maxim

I'll drink my wine while you do a dance in that slutty piece of fabric and do a striptease for me. You'll put effort into it, Santiago. You'll fucking tease me with that muscular body and wiggle those hips in front of me like Shakira. Rub your gooch and balls against it like a jock after baseball practice. I want you to turn your Medusa eyes to me and make me hard as a rock”

THIS STOOPID CAVEMAN 🤦‍♀️

I pounce on the footprint, rutting my erect cock in the mud, inhaling wildly.
I penetrate the footprint and choke back a delirious moan, my eyes rolling back as I pound and pound.
One, two, three, four, five, oh fuck, six shots of pearly white nut.
WTF 😂

This book is so ridiculous. I can’t stop laughing. You need to just laugh. It is so far from reality as you can get. I hope it was meant as a tongue-in-cheek kind of book. Because, yeah….

Sigue siendo muy raro pero con Aster ya se sabe. Sigo avanzando aunque creo que las ganas se me van a ir más que pronto. Y sí, sigue con lo absurdo...

Bueno pero si esto empieza medio raro pero no me quejo eh