Status Update

Barack Obama is 38% done

“ “They can disguise a man as a woman, a white person as African American, a short person as a tall person.”

You’re telling me there’s racebending in the Gamer Army universe?

— Aug 29, 2022 07:11PM

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Barack’s Previous Updates

Barack Obama is 91% done

villain has a point, this book reads like a boomer tract

— Aug 30, 2022 10:32AM

Barack Obama is 85% done

gamer army truly showcases the horrors of modern warfare

— Aug 30, 2022 07:30AM

Barack Obama is 80% done

Of course the asshole kid is fatherless

— Aug 30, 2022 07:25AM

Barack Obama is 71% done

Oh hell nah, this plot twist is so stupid

— Aug 30, 2022 07:02AM

Barack Obama is 55% done

these kids are so bad at impersonating military officers

— Aug 30, 2022 06:30AM

Barack Obama is 50% done

“Problem number one,” Shay said in Sergeant Benton’s deep voice. “This is just weird for me looking and sounding like some guy. You know what I mean? It’s going to take some getting used to. That’s all I’m saying.”
“What’s the big deal? Just stay away from the beautiful women NPCs, and you’ll be fine,” Rogan said.”

damn, I guess overly horny military personnel still exist in the metaverse

— Aug 29, 2022 09:14PM

Barack Obama is 33% done

Of course the smart girl has to be a master hacker 🙄

— Aug 29, 2022 04:33PM

Barack Obama is 20% done

Okay, I know this book is fucking stupid, but at least it’s calling out the weird sexist gamers who harass women

— Aug 29, 2022 12:11PM

Barack Obama is 15% done

omg what’s with all the POV switching? I don’t give a shit about how cool the flying systems are

— Aug 29, 2022 09:34AM

Barack Obama is 15% done

Beckett is a piss baby