Barack Obama’s Reviews > Gamer Army > Status Update

villain has a point, this book reads like a boomer tract

gamer army truly showcases the horrors of modern warfare

Of course the asshole kid is fatherless

these kids are so bad at impersonating military officers

“Problem number one,” Shay said in Sergeant Benton’s deep voice. “This is just weird for me looking and sounding like some guy. You know what I mean? It’s going to take some getting used to. That’s all I’m saying.”
“What’s the big deal? Just stay away from the beautiful women NPCs, and you’ll be fine,” Rogan said.”

damn, I guess overly horny military personnel still exist in the metaverse

“ “They can disguise a man as a woman, a white person as African American, a short person as a tall person.”

You’re telling me there’s racebending in the Gamer Army universe?

Of course the smart girl has to be a master hacker 🙄

Okay, I know this book is fucking stupid, but at least it’s calling out the weird sexist gamers who harass women

omg what’s with all the POV switching? I don’t give a shit about how cool the flying systems are

Beckett is a piss baby