jortoise’s Reviews > Call Down the Hawk > Status Update
jortoise
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I am going INSANE i forgot so many of the little things. ms farooq-lane's snazzy boots? iconic. the crying club? so pathetic I missed you guys. WHNE THEY HUG AND IT SAYS THEIR RIBS FIT TOGETHER PERFECTLY? insert girls when meme here. ms hennessy and her clones are literally the ideal women, I am obsessed with them. why did I wait so long to reread this (hahah I know why)
— Sep 03, 2022 03:30PM
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jortoise
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It’s all downhill from here but omg the little scenes with liliana are so chaotic for no reason why did this grown man punch a mascot in the face in a room of children fever dream fr nobody asked about your ex-wife and the nature of her relationship with your lawyer half your art collection is fake anyway
— Sep 09, 2022 08:33PM
jortoise
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I’m literally so obsessed with the idea of the fairy market it sounds like awesomecon but with worse vibes (affectionate). I would watch Jordan forge John singer Sargent paintings for hours fr
— Sep 08, 2022 08:06PM
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I’m ready to get hurt again but to also have the best time or my life
— Aug 31, 2022 06:03PM
