jortoise’s Reviews > Call Down the Hawk > Status Update

It’s all downhill from here but omg the little scenes with liliana are so chaotic for no reason why did this grown man punch a mascot in the face in a room of children fever dream fr nobody asked about your ex-wife and the nature of her relationship with your lawyer half your art collection is fake anyway

I’m literally so obsessed with the idea of the fairy market it sounds like awesomecon but with worse vibes (affectionate). I would watch Jordan forge John singer Sargent paintings for hours fr

I am going INSANE i forgot so many of the little things. ms farooq-lane's snazzy boots? iconic. the crying club? so pathetic I missed you guys. WHNE THEY HUG AND IT SAYS THEIR RIBS FIT TOGETHER PERFECTLY? insert girls when meme here. ms hennessy and her clones are literally the ideal women, I am obsessed with them. why did I wait so long to reread this (hahah I know why)

I’m ready to get hurt again but to also have the best time or my life