Susan’s Reviews > We're Both Straight, Right? > Status Update

Finished.

“Come on, Ed,” Paul said. “Half the guys who do these ‘straight guy, first time’ things have been fucked so many times, you could drive a semi through their assholes.”

“Look, bud, it’s okay. It’s cool.”
“Please don’t say you’re flattered,” Zack said, his embarrassment returning. Larry shrugged. “I don’t know if I feel the same way, but you’re still my best friend. I want you to be happy. And if we’re sleeping together, won’t that make you happy?”

Not really the response I was expecting. Isn’t this supposed to be a romance?

“Goddamn it! I think I might be falling in love with you, asshole.”
“Dude! Did you just say you’re falling in love with my asshole?”

I’m not sure I like Zack. He thinks too much and acts like an asshole most of the time.

Larry was kissing him. He jerked back, opening his eyes to regard his friend in shock. Larry looked less hurt than annoyed this time. “What the fuck?” Zack gasped. “What? Are you going to say I have bad breath now? I’ve been sucking down mints for the last half hour.”

One can never have enough mints.

Now there is that famous scene. It was actually pretty funny. Even though Zack is a bit too uptight.

Do you have some morning wood you’d like me to take care of?”
“You really don’t have any sense of tact at all, do you?”
“No.” Zack sighed and rolled over onto his back. He did have a morning erection, and the movement brought it directly underneath Larry’s hand. “All right. Have at it.”

“Is this like some fetish you’ve always had but never told me about?”
“Making porn?”
“No. Flashing me.”
“I don’t think I’ve been wanting to do it,” Larry said at last. “But now that I am, I am kind of getting off on it. Could you look directly at my dick for a minute?”

Oh, I like Larry.

Since the dreaded “Suck Zack’s Cock on Film” day (as Larry insisted on entering it into his phone calendar) was a week away, Zack hoped he could more or less put it out of his mind until then. But he discovered that Larry had other ideas.

Oh yeah.