emily’s Reviews > Blind Suspicion > Status Update

Ok but it’s so upsetting/weird for the girls to go on a weekend trip with their parents who are not yet divorced, and a new girlfriend and maybe girlfriend of both of their parents without forewarning. These poor girls. I hope Erin is bitchy as hell bc she deserves it.

Ok, I appreciate the multiple povs re:the case, but I do not care abt Ethan flirting with someone? Like I just don’t care abt this, pls move on.

Okay I HATE that Syd calls Alex ‘baby sis’. Truly number one pet peeve of everything i media is siblings calling each other ‘sis’ or ‘bro’ in any fashion. No real sibling does that and IF THEY DO they are wrong and should be punished.

Girl!! You do not smile like you’re posing at THE MET in your mug shot. Babe you are doing yourself NO favors.

okaaay lying liar who lies papa lawyer, what are you up to?

alex, you naive dumb bitch. if tyler, a woman who was MARRIED TO A COP, is telling you to shut the fuck up and get a lawyer, DO IT NOW.

Ugh. Yeah this is also infuriating me. I gotta listen to smth not romance at all.

Ughhh I don’t like the nickname ‘T’ for Tyler. Idk why. It it’s annoying me. Actually, all of this is annoying me. YALL ARE NOT IN LOVE YOU HAD SEX ONCE AND A COUPLE OF PHONE CONVERSATIONS. (Man, everything romance is annoying the hell out of me lately, I might need to take a break and listen to smth very different. My secret anti-romance cynic heart is rllllly popping back up).

Alex, you stupid bitch. YOU SHOULD ALL EAIT FOR A WARRANT.

ALEX. DO NOT LET THE COPS DO SHIT. SHUT YOUR MOUTHc CALL TOUR LAWYER, ABSOLUTELY DO NOT LET THEM FINGERPRINT YALL.