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Carla ☺Did I Say That☺
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“Alexandra, let me make love to you tonight.” “I thought you didn’t make love. I thought you boinked hard...I can make an exception for your first time. I promise I’ll be gentle... “Is it going to hurt?”..I can’t say. But I’d sure as hell rather be the battering ram than the castle gate.” ..Lmao!!!!
— Jan 09, 2015 05:28PM
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Carla ☺Did I Say That☺
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"When I find the strength to glance up at him he’s staring at me like I’ve got Oompa Loompas climbing out of my ears. “You’re a virgin?” he whispers. I nod slowly. He stares at me a long time. “Gross.”...Bwhahahahahahaha
— Jan 09, 2015 10:25AM
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"When I stumble grumpily into the living room the next morning, Candy is dragging her crotch across the floor the way a dog drags its butt across the carpet, desperate for nether region relief."..Hell naw....Bwhahahahhahahah
— Jan 08, 2015 11:37PM
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"The elevator doors start to close and I sigh and prematurely begin to break wind. But when the doors suddenly jolt back open and he reaches out to hand me my vest, I nearly scream with horror. His nose crinkles and he looks at me without blinking. “Chipotle?” he says. ...I nod."..Bwhahahahahahah.
— Jan 08, 2015 08:37PM
Carla ☺Did I Say That☺
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Before I leave I tell Candy that yogurt is supposed to be good for infections of the ladyplace, but have to clarify when I watch her grab a Yoplait from the fridge and drop her panties..."...Bwhahahahahahah
— Jan 08, 2015 07:55PM
