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Kar is 75% done

"Carthena, daughter of Minkardos, Duke of Barwego, whose lands border along the northwestern fringes of Gorzom. I was paid as homage to Agaphim upon his thirty-eighth year," husked the femme!

"And I am called a barbarian!" Grunted Grignr in a disgusted tone!

"Aye! The ways of our civilization are in many ways warped and distorted, but what is your calling," she queried, bustily?

OMG.

— Dec 12, 2022 01:36PM

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Kar is 78% done

I haven't touched this in a year and a half. I think I'm going to have to start over, but you know what? I'm not mad. I have to admire young Jim Theis for his passion and vocabulary. The Eye of Argon, I will return for you.

— Jun 07, 2024 04:12PM

Kar is 78% done

I made it to chapter 7. What a ride.

— Dec 12, 2022 01:38PM

Kar is 75% done

Man, Grignr's lips sounds nasty.

— Dec 12, 2022 01:35PM

Kar is 66% done

"Descending from his perch, Grignr was startled by a faintly muffled scream of horrified desperation. His hair prickled yawkishly in disorganized clumps along his scalp."

— Dec 12, 2022 01:25PM

Kar is 66% done

"He had unknowingly stumbled upon an ancient, long forgotton booby trap; a mistake which would have stunted the perusal of longevity of one less agile." --This may be the best sentence of the entire novella.

— Dec 12, 2022 01:22PM