Lisa’s Reviews > Before She Disappeared > Status Update

I’m so mad at myself. This plot is so far fetched. I read these rave reviews and now I’m questioning my entire life.

BRB, going for coffee with a Dutch guy from the Goodwill because all Dutch people LOVE coffee!

I’m kinda bored with my job. Maybe I’ll pack a bag and start looking for missing people. Instead of AA meetings I’ll scour Goodwill for bargains. Maybe I’ll get a job at Goodwill and they will let me sleep in the back room. I wake up with scratch marks from a rat I befriend.

Being an alcoholic does not make you a badass superhero. I’m slightly annoyed.

Frankie is an alcoholic. Over and over again.