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“Did she attack you? I’ll cut that women.”
“She’s a supernaturally strong creature with nine blades hidden in her invisible tails.”
“I would figure something out”
-Chapter 17

“Do I need to have the National guard airlift you peanut butter cups and vodka”? - chapter 4

“So you’re like the amish but with more fangs.” - Chapter 2