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Melly
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Let that marinate in your mind a little. ALF fucks sex workers. That is canon in ALF mythology because Paul Fusco thought that one-liner belonged in the broadcast version of an officially licensed ALF product.
— Jan 19, 2023 03:29PM
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Melly
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Michael is surprisingly blasé about cartoon characters coming to life and lecturing him on personal responsibility, but I guess when you’re high all the time it just seems natural for Bugs Bunny to show up with a time machine.
— Jan 19, 2023 02:27PM
Melly
is 27% done
“With a Little Help from My Friends” is from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, which could just as easily be titled Holy Shit the Beatles Are on Drugs Now.
— Jan 19, 2023 02:06PM
