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Sati Marie Frost is 8% done

Seriously? The captain asks you how you're finding the ship and you criticise the decor? Would you do that in a hotel when staff asks you how you like the room? Idiot. When someone asks you how you like your accommodation, it means "are there any problems" - not "is this how you'd have made it look".

— Feb 08, 2015 05:05PM

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Sati Marie Frost is 35% done

"Whew, you had me worried for a bit there. Thought I was losing my touch." Ugh, could you BE any more predatory?

— Feb 08, 2015 07:28PM

Sati Marie Frost is 32% done

"Meredith, take care of the company you keep. What is the point of denying myself only to have you throwing yourself away on such worthless drunken lout?" Okay....Creepy McCreeperson needs to not be in charge of a cruise ship if he's going to say shit like that about the passengers. Because a LOT of people get drunk on cruise ships. I was leaning towards 2-star for this...now it's firmly in the 1-star bracket.

— Feb 08, 2015 07:23PM

Sati Marie Frost is 32% done

And now the Captain is going around insulting and kicking drunken guests. Unbefrickinglievable. People just don't act like this!

— Feb 08, 2015 07:18PM

Sati Marie Frost is 25% done

Also, while I don't have an issue with May-December romances, Merry is a very young 18, and Captain Raphe seems kind of predatory.

— Feb 08, 2015 06:38PM

Sati Marie Frost is 25% done

Referring to women who join cruises to meet men as "middle ages whores". Nice, Merry. ಠ_ಠ

— Feb 08, 2015 06:36PM