Status Updates From Love A Sailor (The Captain...

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"Whew, you had me worried for a bit there. Thought I was losing my touch." Ugh, could you BE any more predatory?

"Meredith, take care of the company you keep. What is the point of denying myself only to have you throwing yourself away on such worthless drunken lout?" Okay....Creepy McCreeperson needs to not be in charge of a cruise ship if he's going to say shit like that about the passengers. Because a LOT of people get drunk on cruise ships. I was leaning towards 2-star for this...now it's firmly in the 1-star bracket.

And now the Captain is going around insulting and kicking drunken guests. Unbefrickinglievable. People just don't act like this!

Also, while I don't have an issue with May-December romances, Merry is a very young 18, and Captain Raphe seems kind of predatory.

Referring to women who join cruises to meet men as "middle ages whores". Nice, Merry. ಠ_ಠ

Seriously? The captain asks you how you're finding the ship and you criticise the decor? Would you do that in a hotel when staff asks you how you like the room? Idiot. When someone asks you how you like your accommodation, it means "are there any problems" - not "is this how you'd have made it look".