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“I prayed for lightning to strike Mrs. Dunstable and nothing happened. I prayed for the whiteboard to fall on her and still jack all.” Charlie sniggered. “Do you have to clock like…loyalty points on prayers?”
“Yeah,” he said. “Fifty Hail Marys gets you a low-level plague. Two hundred gets you a smiting. If you get fifty Lord’s Prayers, you can have yourself a biblical apocethary.”
“Apocalypse.”
“Whatever."
— May 01, 2025 02:34PM
“Yeah,” he said. “Fifty Hail Marys gets you a low-level plague. Two hundred gets you a smiting. If you get fifty Lord’s Prayers, you can have yourself a biblical apocethary.”
“Apocalypse.”
“Whatever."
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"If you really like this boy, try just weighing him up a bit first.” Adam winced. “Or is it a bit late for that?”
“Yeah,” he mumbled. “I kind of…shoved him.”
“Ouch.”
“Into a shed.”
Lily burst out laughing. “Sorry, sorry, but—you pushed him into a shed!” Lily cackled. “Oh, Adam! Oh, you’re priceless. Sorry. No, I will stop—okay, in a minute.” She descended into another fit of giggles. Adam rolled his eyes.
— Apr 28, 2025 09:47AM
“Yeah,” he mumbled. “I kind of…shoved him.”
“Ouch.”
“Into a shed.”
Lily burst out laughing. “Sorry, sorry, but—you pushed him into a shed!” Lily cackled. “Oh, Adam! Oh, you’re priceless. Sorry. No, I will stop—okay, in a minute.” She descended into another fit of giggles. Adam rolled his eyes.
