Hillary’s Reviews > Fifty Shades of Grey > Status Update
Hillary
is 74% done
This is a book that begs you to believe that if you encounter a physically and emotionally abusive person who is both hot and rich, he must be worth fixing. Oh, his childhood was horrible. Oh, the horror of the crackwhore birthmother. I'm playing the tiniest violin, and I have dated too many women just as insane as Christian Grey to believe someone can change people like that.
— Feb 19, 2015 05:08PM
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Hillary
is 55% done
"I've wanted to spank you since you asked me if I was gay." Oh, book--I will award you one thing: Weirdest Homophobia in a Fiction Book Ever.
— Feb 18, 2015 03:48PM
Hillary
is 47% done
"My inner goddess is doing backflips in a routine worthy of a Russian Olympic gymnast." So fucking tired of your "inner goddess" and "subconscious," Anastasia Steele. Also, you saying "Double crap!" to everything, agonizing over that one time you asked Christian Grey if he was gay, and just being a spineless moron in general. It's too bad you don't die at the end.
— Feb 17, 2015 07:18PM
Hillary
is 36% done
It's so awful and both main characters are so unlikable that I'll be lucky to get even halfway through this garbage.
— Feb 16, 2015 04:56AM
