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Ok I don’t like cheesy euphemisms, but this book uses the word penis way too much 😝.
— Mar 02, 2023 09:43PM
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You know when you put the book aside right at the story’s climax, you aren’t really into it. 🥱
— Mar 03, 2023 01:08PM
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It’s hard to like the heroine when she’s lying about her identity most of this book, even after they are married and she’s pregnant. It’s kind of a huge betrayal and I don’t think the author can write her way out of this at this point.
— Mar 03, 2023 12:34PM
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🥵 this narrator. Honestly, this story could be complete garbage and I’d listen to have this guy flipping between Scot’s and English accents in my ear. Purrrrrrrr
— Mar 02, 2023 02:05PM
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Mar 03, 2023 07:27AM
At least that's better than "member" ... that one ALWAYS makes me cringe! 😖
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Hahaha ya *shudder* that’s like something an old granny would say to avoid saying penis.
I’d call it the esteemed member of parliament.
Not one shlong in there?Shoot, I would even take eggplant if it's that repetitive lol
Erection was used, penis and *cough* member (sorry Daniel). I dunno if schlong was used in 14th century Scotland, but maybe sheep thumper? Kilt lifter? I dunno there’s gotta be other words.
His hanging haggis?
I have it! His broadsword!
