Kat Brownell’s Reviews > Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing > Status Update

God damn? Is he still going?
It is hard to feel any empathy for this poor little rich guy, who tells you over and over that he would give up his $80 million in a heartbeat and name drops famous people just to tell you he's in the "famous club" with them. He's also a straight white man who thinks he's a good person just because he's a straight white man who says he's a good person. Terrific.

At this point I'm actively rooting for the women to realize they can do better.

Sorry, you invested in a business, and then that business failed, and you ASKED FOR YOUR MONEY BACK??? Just what? Do you not understand how investing works?

"I needed to be kind."
How do you think that one's going so far?

Maybe your money hurt you more than it helped you??? Did anyone read this before you decided to put it out in the world? Or is everyone just so afraid of you that they just told you it was great?

Right, definitely the rehab facilities that you've spent half your life and $7 million living in are just a racket trying to steal money from sick people (ie addicts). Can you take any fucking responsibility for your own actions? I hate this book so much.

Please stop whining about how all the money and cars and houses in the world just couldn't buy you happiness or love. I'm so sad I read this book. It literally keeps getting worse.

Is Perry trying to get me to come to Jesus now? Is that the point of this sad-ass book?

Also. Perry saw a "light" and felt love and acceptance for the first time in his life. Hope your father, who MOVED IN WITH YOU SO YOU WOULDN'T DRINK FOR 5 MINUTES isn't reading this.

Oh no! This book is bad! Nooooooo Matthew Perry!
Synopsis: Perry is bitter, mad at the world, drinks because he was an unaccompanied minor on a plane when he was 5 years old and has never gotten over it, and unforgivably unfunny. Oh, and wishes keanu reeves was dead. Really Matthew Perry? America's fucking sweetheart?