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Tanya
is 15% done
I knew I’d regret my promise, just not quite this soon. “ You don’t wear pink!”
“Yeah, well, no one thinks I’m in league with the devil.” She shoves it into my chest.
I narrow my eyes. “I do.”
— Mar 07, 2015 01:16PM
“Yeah, well, no one thinks I’m in league with the devil.” She shoves it into my chest.
I narrow my eyes. “I do.”
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Tanya
is 35% done
“Are you accusing me of being a Hilton?” I sputter. “Or a, a–” my head might explode, “Kardashian?”
“The Hellish equivalent.” He pauses, then adds thoughtfully, “You know I don’t think it needed the qualifier.”
— Mar 07, 2015 06:35PM
“The Hellish equivalent.” He pauses, then adds thoughtfully, “You know I don’t think it needed the qualifier.”
Tanya
is 5% done
His eyes widen and tear up, his mouth falls open, and his head jerks back and forth in a tiny little “no”. He stares at my mouth, begging my lips with his eyes not to make the shapes he knows are coming. They do anyway.
MUAH HA HA HA
— Mar 07, 2015 11:38AM
MUAH HA HA HA