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Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 55% done

These two make Adrien look like a master detective. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I'd bet on Mr. Tomkins against Mr. Pickles any day, though. 😹

And thank you so much for forever ruining the word spelunking for me. I'm not sure I want to read any sex scene these two end up writing. 🤢

— Mar 14, 2023 10:18AM

Murder Most Lovely (Lacetown Murder Mysteries)

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Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is finished

— Mar 16, 2023 07:45AM

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 73% done

“You’re under arrest for murder and kidnapping a cat, asshole.”

Okay, can this line be said by Clint Eastwood in the movie? 🤣😜

And I may have to reevaluate who would win the fight between Mr. Tomkins and Mr. Pickles. Mr. Pickles has some spunk to him after all. 🤭

— Mar 15, 2023 12:26PM

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 39% done

Ugh. Villain POV, and a boring one, too. 🥱🙄

— Mar 12, 2023 10:31PM

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 36% done

They keep capitalizing the P for putting "the car in park," which is completely unnecessary. 🙈

— Mar 12, 2023 10:43AM

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 5% done

A book signing in a bar? 🤨🤨 (And why does autocorrect constantly want to change book to boom?) 🤦🏻‍♀️

— Mar 10, 2023 12:25PM