Brett Burkhardt’s Reviews > Squid Pulp Blues > Status Update
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"He knows I shit my pants. At least I don't have a squid fetish."
— Mar 29, 2023 01:22PM
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"...[H]e thought he could still smell Bonnie's ass though he knew it was probably just the aroma of hotdogs and gyros in the air."
— Apr 03, 2023 04:09PM
Brett Burkhardt
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No spoilers but Chekhov's donkey was HILARIOUS!
— Mar 30, 2023 12:42PM
Brett Burkhardt
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"Pastor Timothy spit onto a woman's face, a woman he suspected of being a homosexual and, even worse, a democrat." (...) "Pastor Timothy was cut short by a snow shovel to the face wielded by an elderly drag queen."
"This town's fucking weird, man."
— Mar 30, 2023 12:25PM
"This town's fucking weird, man."
Brett Burkhardt
is on page 90 of 186
Now I want, nay!, NEED a Barbara Stanwyck mask!
— Mar 29, 2023 03:00PM
Brett Burkhardt
is on page 90 of 186
Cannibalistic penis sounds like a good band name.
— Mar 29, 2023 02:20PM
