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I will always remember your bravery on this day.

Juliette wrote: "I will always remember your bravery on this day."

You're talking to the badass who read the entire Grey trilogy :>

And for that feat, Filip, you have surely earned your rightful place in Literary Valhalla. But now, I fear, you’ve stepped on the path of fire. First, a Lara Croft fanfiction. Next thing you know, you’ll be reading “My Immortal” written by the renowned author, XXXbloodyrists666XXX (disputed).

Faced with that impossible peril, many a brave man lost his wits. They say, none return from that path, unscathed.

Pffft, why do you think so low of me? You really think I'm unfamiliar with My Immortal? (Though I haven't read it, just started listening to a "dramatic reading" of it on YT.

By the way, today I've learned of such a thing in fanfiction as Omegaverse. It even has a Wikipedia entry. I need brain bleach.

When it comes to dramatizations of My Immortal on YT, I recommend the one and only Internet Historian.

Of course, I googled Omegaverse. I see. It’s rape porn with a side dish of bestiality.

With a dessert of male pregnancy via a uterus in a self-lubricating anus, don't forget that.

Is it constipation, or is it a baby? Wait to find out.