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I want to be the dopey guy with the lovesick smile, holding some god-awful bloody purse while my hot sheila shops for fuck knows what. I want to be the pathetic puppy, missing his wife when my brood of blokes finally convinces me to go out for a night on the town without her. I want to be the guy who checks his phone for messages from his wife throughout the day and answers her call on the first ring every time.
— Apr 01, 2023 07:47AM
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Zane Alksne
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Meet me at the altar. 4:00 p.m. sharp. I’ll be the dapper man standing there beside the minister, with his heart in his eyes and all the love in the world for you inside his chest. And you, my love, will be the undeniably beautiful bride who makes me the luckiest bloke the world has ever seen. You might go by Lucky, but I think we both know, when it comes to love, you make me the lucky one.
— Apr 01, 2023 09:58AM
