Yasmin’s Reviews > The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires > Status Update

So Patricia finds her friend upset after she was sexually assaulted and then, when she helps her shower, describes her friend’s breasts as “small and pale, making her look like a plucked chicken”? Just fuck off. No woman would ever describe another woman like that. Wtf is wrong with male authors? Where does the apparently irresistible urge to describe every woman’s breasts and pubes come from?!