Em’s Reviews > The Hobbit, or There and Back Again > Status Update

Thorin is just like me calling people rats 🐀
The goblins really wanted to join the fun fr
Bilbos an idiot for shouting like for what dude they will see them coming NO NEED TO SHOUT he deserved that hit tbh

I want Fili and Kili content bro
But Bilbo did slay

At first I thought Bard slayed
BUT THATS IT?!? SMAUGS JUST DEAD LIKE THAT??? That’s so lame daddy Smaug wouldn’t have died that fast if I had a say in it😐 one arrow like be so fr SOOOO LAME

Bilbo got that dragon rizz

Bilbo slays as usual (and Fili and Kili of course)

Bilbo, Fili and Kili slayed fr fr if Fili ever told me to never touch or look at an apple again I’d do it no questions asked