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Recently I had a transcendental experience. My workplace, run by petite bourgeoisie middle-classers, requires a certain beard "length" for "optimal performance" (No, I don't work for Viagra). Recognizing the fascistic drive towards bodily control alongside a hyper-fixation on "cleanliness", I knew I had to act. I contacted the reddit atheists and was armed with a sacred letter exempting me from shaving. Now I read.
— Apr 24, 2023 12:47AM
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"If life has got you down, simply ask yourself: What would a pirate do? Asking this question will no doubt lead you along a path that starts at a local inn...grog opens the mind...once the mind has been lubricated, you may find that it wanders. This is good[.]"
The cosmology of this group is fascinating, and the afterlife features a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Its pretty damn good so far.
— Apr 29, 2023 02:55PM
The cosmology of this group is fascinating, and the afterlife features a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Its pretty damn good so far.
