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“I want to thank Joe Goldberg for demanding to be heard. Well done, Joe.” Gotta agree with the author here, well done Joe.

“And it’s a good thing that I’m a bit high on life because a little while later, I get a rather upsetting text from you: Can’t get together tonight. Am at NY Presbyterian. Peach” Oh Joe, lol

“I hope most people realize that Prince is one of the great poets of our time. I didn’t say songwriter— I said poet. Prince is the closest thing we have to e. e. cummings and people are so stupid because they don’t come in here and buy books of Prince poems. It’s been seven hours and fifteen days since you took your love away. That is one of the greatest first lines of a poem in all time” Yes Joe, I agree!

“The trouble with society is that if the average person knew about us—you, alone, orgasming three times a night, and me, across the street, watching you orgasm, alone—most people would say I’m the fuckup” lol

“I’ll lean over and say, “Excuse me, miss, but we’re closed” and you’ll look up and smile. “Well, I’m not closed.” A breath. “I’m wide open." Joe is creepy but funny!