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Oh my goodness, I enjoyed this. Funny, romantic, and a realistic portrayal, especially in terms of how uncool us human types can be lol
— Apr 19, 2015 06:54PM
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♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣
is 70% done
Giggling... about his boyfriend:
I had a brief thought that maybe he'd been switched with a monstrous pod person that hated sex. I quickly dismissed it though, because I couldn't imagine any monster hating sex.
— Apr 19, 2015 05:45PM
I had a brief thought that maybe he'd been switched with a monstrous pod person that hated sex. I quickly dismissed it though, because I couldn't imagine any monster hating sex.
♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣
is 68% done
I'm so enjoying this, as with any Adams story I've read, and Urban and Tyson are fab characters.
— Apr 19, 2015 04:48PM
♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣
is 56% done
Omg still laughing, so fookin great:
In my imagination, he oozed gallons of that sweet, life-saving, man-nectar. His enchanting precome would fill my mouth and send my taste buds soaring, and I would become instantly addicted to his love-cream, requiring a daily serving to quench my endless thirst. It worked that way for the men and their big leaky cocks in the books I liked to read.
— Apr 19, 2015 01:05PM
In my imagination, he oozed gallons of that sweet, life-saving, man-nectar. His enchanting precome would fill my mouth and send my taste buds soaring, and I would become instantly addicted to his love-cream, requiring a daily serving to quench my endless thirst. It worked that way for the men and their big leaky cocks in the books I liked to read.
♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣
is 42% done
"You know, some parts of this plan are really awesome, sweet, and romantic. Other parts need to loosen up and eat a dick. I mean that literally." I stuck my tongue out at him even though he wouldn't see it.
Hee!!
— Apr 19, 2015 12:06PM
Hee!!
♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣
is 20% done
As a personal trainer, he had a great body and his biceps were amazing. However, it didn't mean he knew anything about baseball.
*snort* because a "homerun" = getting married. Awwwww lol
— Apr 19, 2015 09:25AM
*snort* because a "homerun" = getting married. Awwwww lol
