Status Updates From New Beginnings

Oh my goodness, I enjoyed this. Funny, romantic, and a realistic portrayal, especially in terms of how uncool us human types can be lol

Giggling... about his boyfriend:

I had a brief thought that maybe he'd been switched with a monstrous pod person that hated sex. I quickly dismissed it though, because I couldn't imagine any monster hating sex.

I'm so enjoying this, as with any Adams story I've read, and Urban and Tyson are fab characters.

Omg still laughing, so fookin great:

In my imagination, he oozed gallons of that sweet, life-saving, man-nectar. His enchanting precome would fill my mouth and send my taste buds soaring, and I would become instantly addicted to his love-cream, requiring a daily serving to quench my endless thirst. It worked that way for the men and their big leaky cocks in the books I liked to read.

"You know, some parts of this plan are really awesome, sweet, and romantic. Other parts need to loosen up and eat a dick. I mean that literally." I stuck my tongue out at him even though he wouldn't see it.
Hee!!

As a personal trainer, he had a great body and his biceps were amazing. However, it didn't mean he knew anything about baseball.

*snort* because a "homerun" = getting married. Awwwww lol

Monster trucks and sex in a public washroom? Well, you can certainly tell this book's written by a dude. EW - to both!

I'm enjoying this book. It still has Adams' signature humour, but in a somewhat more mellow way.

I am stopping here. This is not for me. :(

I'm sorry, but what the ever loving hell? That there is prime bullshit, and I'm not sure my giveashitometer is going to accept the words spewing out of your mouth.

Really, really good. Review to come later or in the a.m.

"... I'm sorry for being bitchy the other night and tossing the extra food in the trash. That was petty of me, and even though I was really upset at the time, I still acted childish. I feel really bad about it now and wanted to say I'm sorry."

No, no, no. He does not deserve an apology for that. He was an ass and probably deserved the food being thrown ON him, not in the trash. But that's just me. :)

By the way, you look like a purple hedgehog, I thought you might want to know. <3

Poor Urban! You know you have it bad when you're day dreaming about mushroom stamp!

Couldn't put it down...loved it!!

"A blow job would vastly improve any date, and I'm sure there is scientific study somewhere proving me right."


Yes, yes, of course there is
:P

*snuggles in*
Okay.....I'm ready