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"What a bunch of feeb morphs" was this actual 90s slang or is the author just weird

If I got trapped as a nothlit ferret I'd count it as a win

"That means somebody else is taking care of it. You don't have to worry.
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THIS BOOK IS GOLD

"You aren't terribly swell at making friends. Maybe because you spend most of your time riding around and around a makeshift track."

Nvm can relate

"You pretend you're racing in one of the mountain biking clubs your mom won't let you join because they're too dangerous"

Can't relate.

"The smart thing to do, the only thing, really, I'd to ride your bike along the bike path like a law abiding citizen. All the way home. But you don't. You're an off-road cycling freak"

I CANT BELIEVE I CONSIDERED THIS NONESSENTIAL ANIMORPH READING