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"I don't know if I want to eat cheese made from sheep. And I feel like we need to talk about dairy in general. Who was the first guy that decided to squeeze the thing hanging off an animal and drink whatever came out? Because you know it was a guy. A woman would never be that dumb. Do you think he was dared to do it by his caveman friends?"
— Jun 24, 2023 10:24AM
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“I don’t want to eat cheese made from sheep. And I feel like we need to talk about dairy in general. Who was the first guy that decided to squeeze the thing hanging off an animal and drink whatever came out? Because you know it was a guy. A woman would never be that dumb. You think he was dared to do it by his caveman friends? Like, they started with cattle, then worked their way to a saber-toothed—”
“Nick.”
— Apr 30, 2026 01:12PM
“Nick.”
Daniel
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Oh my, Klune is klune-ing...
“Okay!” he said, grinning. “Operation Turn Nick into an Extraordinary and Live Happily Ever After with Shadow Star in a Villa Off the Coast of Italy Where We Feed Each Other Grapes by Hand is underway!”
He paused, considering. “Might need to work on the name of the operation, but you get the idea. Let’s do this thing!”
The bell rang.
“After school gets out,” Nick said hastily.
— Apr 25, 2026 10:18AM
“Okay!” he said, grinning. “Operation Turn Nick into an Extraordinary and Live Happily Ever After with Shadow Star in a Villa Off the Coast of Italy Where We Feed Each Other Grapes by Hand is underway!”
He paused, considering. “Might need to work on the name of the operation, but you get the idea. Let’s do this thing!”
The bell rang.
“After school gets out,” Nick said hastily.
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Seth was at his locker, banging his head against it. Nick reached up and put his hand between Seth’s forehead and the locker.
“Hey,” Nick said. “Do you want me to kill him? Because I will.” He was very serious about this. He’d learned how on the internet before Dad had tightened the parental controls. He just needed to find some sharks.
“No. Then you’d go to jail. I’d visit you, but it wouldn’t be the same.”
— Apr 24, 2026 12:16PM
“Hey,” Nick said. “Do you want me to kill him? Because I will.” He was very serious about this. He’d learned how on the internet before Dad had tightened the parental controls. He just needed to find some sharks.
“No. Then you’d go to jail. I’d visit you, but it wouldn’t be the same.”
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Drusilla wrote: "🤣😂🤣"Gotta love Klune humor! 😝😅😜
Gabi wrote: "😂🤣😂"Lovin' this! 😁 All the adorableness and pee-your-pants hilariousness of 'Bear, Otter, and the Kid' ... without the heart-breaking angst/drama (so far!). 😊
Sounds great. So I guess you’re trying to convince me to put this on my TBR? 😉😊
Gabi wrote: "Sounds great. So I guess you’re trying to convince me to put this on my TBR? 😉😊"I'm sure your list is as long as mine but I also know you're familiar with TJ Klune's brand of writing and humor so I have no doubt you will enjoy this whenever you get around to it. 😁
Rain wrote: "Really does make you wonder 😂"Right?!? 😳🤷♂️😆
