René’s Reviews > Camino Island > Status Update

The burn on this "thriller" is so slow that if it were an actual ember, I would be winded trying to keep it alive. It's not bad, but banish "thriller" from your mind and replace it with "plodding story progression."

Also, sex: either make it part of the story or not. Injecting it halfway through feels like a metaphor for nonexistent foreplay.