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Kristina is 12% done

I thought this was a virgin hero but no, he just didn’t like all the hundreds of women he banged. 🤦🏼‍♀️

— Jul 01, 2023 01:01PM

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Kristina ’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 80% done

So many decapitations in this…

— Jul 02, 2023 09:56AM

Kristina is 65% done

Now we have ‘woman’s opening’ 😏’nub’ and ‘throbbing entrance’ all in one paragraph. Ambitious with the purple prose, aren’t we madam?

— Jul 01, 2023 09:17PM

Kristina is 30% done

Womanly V?! No, ma’am, we are not calling it that!

— Jul 01, 2023 04:23PM

Kristina is starting

In bed with the flu, need something that won’t require my brain or my eyes. Time for a mindless Scottish audiobook… 😷 🤒 🛌 ☠️

— Jul 01, 2023 10:45AM

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