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Now we have ‘woman’s opening’ 😏’nub’ and ‘throbbing entrance’ all in one paragraph. Ambitious with the purple prose, aren’t we madam?
— Jul 01, 2023 09:17PM
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I thought this was a virgin hero but no, he just didn’t like all the hundreds of women he banged. 🤦🏼♀️
— Jul 01, 2023 01:01PM
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In bed with the flu, need something that won’t require my brain or my eyes. Time for a mindless Scottish audiobook… 😷 🤒 🛌 ☠️
— Jul 01, 2023 10:45AM
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This also so redundant because it’s already a V shaped lol
Though I’m assuming the author is referring to the heroine’s virginity and not her actual vagina
The author was talking about her genitals. The air was hitting her womanly V 🤣 it was all kinds of cringey.
Why do writers have to try to be innovative in this area? We have three agreed upon words for it, use those. Done.
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW AUTHORS COME UP WITH THIS I CANT 😭
They have a lot to answer for 🧍♀️
There are so many other more creative, equally cringe, options than this. Why just go with the basic one?
It’s kinda basic and cringe at the same time, isn’t it? Good point. At least go crazy with it. Full throttle cringe. Add some alliteration: feminine folds 🤮, or the good old fashioned apex of her pleasure *heave*
I thought the universally agreed upon terms for all romance is ‘swollen nubbin of desire’ or ‘pulsing channel’
Well it’s certainly not the worst I’ve read 😆
