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“Does Miri want her Vice-President of Sluttiness to eat her ass a little bit? Mm?”

this has got to be a romcom 😹😹😹

“She placed her hands flat against the wall and gave me an almost pleading look. “I love being undressed by a hot fuck-bunny.”

well 😹😹😹

Cara flicked the lock. “Honey time!” she said and urgently began to slide my jacket off.


i cant with her

“Bedroom, you sexy little honeytrap. Now!”

it’s ridiculous but it makes it so funny

She ran her finger under the lace and her thumb found my sweet spot. My very favorite spot. “And she’s awake. Very awake.”

well what was she going to be? SNORING?

“She broke our kiss. “Stand up, Miri honey. Let me at your honeypot.”

BYEEEE

“Do they call you Caz?” I asked.
“Only when I let them.”
I pushed some hair behind my ear. “Do you think … you’ll let me?”

okay cute

“Oh, the coffee?” she said, pretending she wasn’t flirting. “Naked as it comes.”
“Ah, always the best way. Although … it never hurts when there’s some cream.”

um 😭 innuendos like that aren’t my thing, i’ve realised

“Oh, pfft!” He waved for added effect. “Simple. We served him some Lipton teabags. The fellow never darkened our doorstep again.”

the horror

Made it to part 2! idk how to feel about the "i own you now" 😹 but the writing is pleasant and engaging