Status Updates From The Escort's Endgame: A rom...

My publisher tells me this will soon be available on Kindle Unlimited :)

Great news! (Well, for me 😉)

The Escort's Endgame is now being sold wide. Yay!

You can find the e-book in stores including, Apple Books, Smashwords, Kobo, and Scribd... among others. And find it in e-book and print at Barnes & Noble, plus, of course Amazon.

https://books2read.com/EscortsEndgame

“Does Miri want her Vice-President of Sluttiness to eat her ass a little bit? Mm?”

this has got to be a romcom 😹😹😹

“She placed her hands flat against the wall and gave me an almost pleading look. “I love being undressed by a hot fuck-bunny.”

well 😹😹😹

Cara flicked the lock. “Honey time!” she said and urgently began to slide my jacket off.


i cant with her

“Bedroom, you sexy little honeytrap. Now!”

it’s ridiculous but it makes it so funny

She ran her finger under the lace and her thumb found my sweet spot. My very favorite spot. “And she’s awake. Very awake.”

well what was she going to be? SNORING?

“She broke our kiss. “Stand up, Miri honey. Let me at your honeypot.”

BYEEEE

omg not the foot fetish 😹😹😹 makes this entertaining tho

“Do they call you Caz?” I asked.
“Only when I let them.”
I pushed some hair behind my ear. “Do you think … you’ll let me?”

okay cute

“Oh, the coffee?” she said, pretending she wasn’t flirting. “Naked as it comes.”
“Ah, always the best way. Although … it never hurts when there’s some cream.”

um 😭 innuendos like that aren’t my thing, i’ve realised

“Oh, pfft!” He waved for added effect. “Simple. We served him some Lipton teabags. The fellow never darkened our doorstep again.”

the horror

With a prologue like that, how could I put it down? 😍

Made it to part 2! idk how to feel about the "i own you now" 😹 but the writing is pleasant and engaging

she keeps bringing up Celeste 😭😭😭

i’m enjoying the strategy behind the fmc’s approach to her work

“There are some super contemporary wlw romance authors I enjoy, like Clare Ashton, EJ Noyes, and Rachel Lacey, to name a few.”

the way i’ve shat on each of those 😭😭😭

did find a winning Lacey book tho!

I have many thoughts.

“Then I should try it on for size and … e-ffic-acy …” I’d deliberately made the word sound like a fuck ici.”

HUH 😭

Please don’t tell me the love interest is Celeste, that’s my sister’s name 😭😭

Tierney, do you have a packing cube agenda? 😹💞

“When I got a lucky break, I grabbed it with all ten fingers and all ten toes.”

Havent heard that one before 😹😹

Although I’m one of the rare third person enjoyers, the first person here is refreshing.

fun, fluid writing so far!

Nice 4-star review today via NetGalley:

"Its not often you come across an erotica book that actually has a decent storyline. However, this book has it."

Thanks, Catherine 😀