Mari’s Reviews > A Weak American in Russia & Ukraine: Adventures & Misadventures Living among the Natives > Status Update
Mari
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how many times is he gonna repeat that Ukrainians and Russians live in small apartments?? we're very sorry we don't have two story houses with gardens and picket fences and shit. move on.
— May 20, 2015 09:14PM
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Mari
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"dacha (a tiny, often dilapidated, summer cottage)"
a dacha is a secondary residence. it can be a tiny, dilapidated cottage, sure, but also a three story house with a jacuzzi and a private tennis court.
man, you really have no idea what you're talking about...
— May 20, 2015 11:59PM
a dacha is a secondary residence. it can be a tiny, dilapidated cottage, sure, but also a three story house with a jacuzzi and a private tennis court.
man, you really have no idea what you're talking about...
Mari
is 20% done
"Slavic women's unabashed addiction to mayonnaise [...]"
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we do eat a lot of mayonnaise in salads and stuff. but "WOMEN's ADDICTION"??? Walter, were you smoking pot when you wrote this book? be honest.
— May 20, 2015 11:40PM
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we do eat a lot of mayonnaise in salads and stuff. but "WOMEN's ADDICTION"??? Walter, were you smoking pot when you wrote this book? be honest.
Mari
is 15% done
"Anyone who finds ice cubes here should realize they are probably made with contaminated tap water."
well shit, I drank that "contaminated tap water" for fourteen years. at this point I'm probably pregnant with the alien or something.
no, seriously, where in Ukraine has this guy been spending his vacation exactly? Chernobyl?
— May 20, 2015 09:39PM
well shit, I drank that "contaminated tap water" for fourteen years. at this point I'm probably pregnant with the alien or something.
no, seriously, where in Ukraine has this guy been spending his vacation exactly? Chernobyl?
