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He raised his glass, stared at the inch of bourbon still remaining, and set it back down with a thump. "Um... water? And maybe a bathtub of coffee?"
To his credit, the server didn't bat an eye. "We're fresh out of bathtubs. Will a carafe of each do?"
— Sep 12, 2023 03:36AM
To his credit, the server didn't bat an eye. "We're fresh out of bathtubs. Will a carafe of each do?"
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